Gosh, I wish I could write this entire post consisting of vomiting emojis but alas his words need to be heard to be believed. Disgraced Japanese comedian Watabe Ken did an interview last week after being publicly excoriated for cheating on actress wife Sasaki Nozomi with multiple women. He’s been fired from his television gigs but his wife isn’t divorcing him reportedly due to their having a young child together. This is being nicknamed “The Roppongi Toilet Scandal” since he would use handicapped bathrooms in a Roppongi parking garage sometimes for his quick trysts. Even J-ent is flabbergasted by why she’s not divorcing him and one online newspaper even wrote an article wondering if Watabe suffered from narcissistic personality disorder, and even wondered if Sasaki was somehow being hypnotized into staying with him. Watabe did an interview complete with copious tears and said he was so sorry, he was glad he was caught so he could change his behavior, and that he loves his wife very much. Okay, now I have to ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? .