Javabeans and Girlfriday Returns on The Swoon to Commentary Watch The King: Eternal Monarch
Awwwwwww, maybe it’s the stay at home ennui or maybe their non-compete expired, who knows but Javabeans and Girlfriday from Dramabeans are back baby! The OG of K-drama and her sidekick left their website about two years back to return to the world of real life, alas blogging isn’t the life sustaining occupation we all wish it was despite the love, blood, and sweats poured into recapping and posting multiple times a day. What brought the ladies out of retirement/rest is none other than hyped fantasy romance The King: Eternal Monarch as they watch in Girlfriday’s living room with her cat and some much needed makgeolli.
I think they are way more forgiving to the weaknesses of the drama (confusing worldbuilding, blank supporting characters other than the baddie, and no chemistry whatsoever between anyone other than Lee Min Ho and his white horse), but on one thing I am fully aligned with – Lee Min Ho is so good looking and looks Kingly I just want to say “f*%* it” and watch for the superficial visuals alone. That and the hope screenwriter Kim Eun Sook had magic still up her sleeve she’s saving for later. Anyhoo, I’m soooooooooooooo happy the DB duo is back I wanted to tell everyone, go check out their video!
Javabeans and Girlfriday on The Swoon for The King: Eternal Monarch:
Koala plus and minuses of the first two episodes of The King:
Sorry folks, writing long recaps and summaries requires time I don’t have right now but rest assured I still have opinions, lol. In honor of JB and GF’s return, I’ll give a snarkier but still totally my feels opinion of wuri King.
Sucky parts of The King episodes 1-2:
Really lame directing – too slow in scenes and too short in others, the PD is sucking so much momentum out of this.
Lack of earwormy OST – I will be the first to admit that Goblin isn’t a masterpiece that my love for it would deserve, but it’s entire OST is solid gold lasts through generations awesome which helps sell everything including all the not-working-well bits. The King doesn’t have a good OST, wae wae that’s so necessary here!!!
Kim Go Eun’s acting – she is literally playing Ji Eun Tak except older and less mentally lame. I don’t get it, she was “different” in Cheese in the Trap so I know she can ACT. She is not doing it here, and I can’t get over it because it’s so distracting. Every single time she glares at Lee Min Ho it’s like she’s staring at wuri Goblin.
Lack of coherent world building – Kim Eun Sook did it in Goblin in one episode but two episodes here and there is no clear explanation of the parallel universes, what opens the portal, etc.
Mythology – Alice in Wonderland, really? After Secret Garden milked The Little Mermaid I forbade KSE to use another children’s classic and here she goes again and without any need to. It doesn’t fit well.
One dimensional supporting characterizations – already hate the Prime Minster, find supposedly cool Bodyguard strangely dull, and there isn’t enough screen time for police partner hottie.
Zero chemistry between the leads – not even blaming either one, cuz I don’t know who is at fault. But both Lee Min Ho and Kim Go Eun have better chemistry with inanimate objects, like him towards her police lanyard or or her towards a random love of tying her hair up in a ponytail, than with each other.
Awesome parts of The King episodes 1-2:
Stirring classic imagery – I’m a sucker for royals and white horses. Even if the baby version of Maximus was an actual dwarf horse (lol) and grew up to be a normal horse hahahaha. So much adorable fail.
Lee Min Ho – so hot, and yet doing such a flat job so far. I thought he was re-energized in Legend of the Blue Sea and even adored his stunted manboy performance in Heirs. Btw, those who don’t like The King should do as I do and just rewatch Heirs this week for the heck of it.
Kim Kyung Nam – officially the best actor in the entire main cast (so far). Shocking it’s not Woo Do Hwan but he’s not doing well sadly.
The baddie – Lee Jung Jin is good and the character is nicely evil but without the revelation of the motivation it’s hard to hate him more. It sucks he killed everyone in the real world universe that is part of the family other than the mom.
Matchmaking court lady grandma – she’s just adorable, full stop. Better not die.
The palace decor – perfect for an episode of I Live Alone, King Lee Gon edition.
Maximus! – 7th level civil servant, or 7th level blood lines, whatever he’s just so whatevs and goes with the flow even trotting down a Seoul street.
The site dramabean in general is mostly positive in their recaps for almost every show. They’re almost eternally positive haha
The snark was one of the best parts of OG Dramabeans, which ensured that it will be entertaining to read recaps of even the worst dramas. Now, I feel the replacement recappers are way in over the heads. JB and GF tend to shy away from the more incisive analysis of Mr. X, but now, I feel that their replacements just do not have any actual insight into the industry at all.
Wow someone remembers Mr X! And I agree, I miss the kdrama blogging golden age. Brings back so many memories
Who loves the snark? US!!!
And that's what I love about JB and GF, I really really hope they will recap once awhile, because...their snarkiness is the real spice of the drama. Wkwkwk
@Saph Mr. X was so deliciously ruthless, and I really learned a lot because he was a true industry insider. He predicted that the ratings would just crash to 5% by this point, although he guessed wrong when he thought home dramas would take over (I don't understand why outside of KBS2, they have gone extinct). Too bad he seemed to have just given up on Korean dramas entirely.
omg i remember Mr X but i can't remember the website he writes at. does anyone remember?? would love to reread old recaps
Not when JB and GF wrote their recaps. I used to follow their site but left when they were no longer around.
Yeah! Me too!! The tone of the site changed greatly when they left. Now everyone is too PC to give an honest, insightful review. It just wasn’t worth sticking around imho.
Additional head count here. DB was one of the first k-blogs i've followed because they're awesome. They provide u with detailed - i love the screen shots - and just enough news about dramaland which was rare during those times, plus streaming sites was also very limited so there were one of the best option back then. I always look forward for there their insights about an episode more than the actual drama sometimes so i was so saddened when they completely stopped recapping. Present DB now has become so commercialized and lost its touch.
I agree 100% with you. To be honest the place has gone to the dogs. It has become filhty with alot of personal emotions rather than any constructive opinions. Getting personal with random celebs trying to take their heads of clean is bizarre. I stopped coming there 2-3 years ago
They just deleted my account. I was not even involved in the discussion ay all. all do is review. A mod came in removed everything positive about The King on the thread and on top of the completely deleted account members of people who were enjoying the drama that came to discuss the storyline itself..
Deleting the membership accounts was slightly over the top. Who runs that website currently and is there somehow we can get them removed
The members there were waiting for a year to bash the drama writer and lmh. They delete positive comments. So whats the point of having an forum
@hana
They all want to sound edgy and then they say readers have became less
I really Like Dramabeans earlier Period, around period 2007-2011. The Snark is awsome.. Despite alot of times I disagree because of different taste.
@missjb That was their golden era. I started DB in 2012 and stopped visiting the site regularly around 2017. It just wasn’t the same after they ‘upgraded’ the site and put in a lot of unnecessary and useless things. I think a lot of old-timers left. The site appeals to a different slice of people now, I guess.
So good to see them!
Totally MISS the original Dramabeans site! With origianl Javabeans and GF.
I used to be such a regular but when it became more Beanies writing, I checked in only sporadically ... and now, not at all.
LOL I agree the alice in wonderland references are unnecessary, I’m getting tired of Lee Min Ho saying Off with you head nonsense.
KGE in love with inanimate objects haha This is the first drama in a long time where I don’t ship anyone with anyone haha
Maximus is the most Korean name ever jk haha I guess the drama is going full on Disney-ified, now all we need is a pumpkin and some mean stepsisters haha
You are acting like he wrote the dialogues? he will speak what he has been presented.
I love the horse
Not at all, I’m blaming the writer. I guess I should be more specific and say I’m tired of his character saying cringeworthy lines hahaha
Agree with Koala in this. This drama is lacking in many ways. The visual is there as we expect in all Kim Eun Sook Drama but i'm feeling that this will be a second Kim Go Eun and Lee MIn ho don't have a spark I felt like Lee Min Ho is staring anywhere when he looks at Kim Go Eun there's no emotions in his eyes. Kim Kyung Nam will be the scene stealer I think. He's been doing good since Prison Playbook. Anyway for me Mr. Sunshine is Kim Eun Sook's best
Hahahah I thought I am the only one thinking these.. A lot of the times I feel like LMH was just reading the script, delivering lines without channeling any sorts of emotions which fall flat and KGE just doing Ji Eun Tak lol.. But ya ep 1 and 2 are kind of bland but I am willing to watch a few more episodes before deciding if I should continue or not... One good thing so far is LMH is just so pleasing to the eyes haha
LMH is very easy on the eyes. Truth be told, Faith was the last drama he bothered emoting in. Why bother when he can robotically repeat lines and stare into space and all his fan girls will go ga-ga after him? He should be a model not an actor. Or else, only focus on CFs. I saw clips of BOF on YouTube yesterday, and there’s a marked difference in how he acted in that drama, City Hunter and Faith; and his latter dramas Heirs, LOBTS and this one. He’s very pretty, granted, but the audience can’t be fooled.
It is funny how u mock fan girls for their choice? what a sexist comment. we can enjoy anyone we like and we find him good actor. Criticize him which u do anyways but do'nt bring fangirls.
And he has earned these roles with his hardwork and track record. If so called good actors cant prove themselves it is on them. He will keep getting projects and u can stay pressed. LOTBS he won acclaim and overshadowed jjh. which is very popular opinion
@ady
Defensive much? Don’t focus on one part of the comment rather than the message I’m conveying. LMH’s acting has retrogressed in the past few years. Sexist? I don’t think so. I’m a woman, and was a fan girl of his for many years. Loved his earlier work. But the truth can’t be hidden, he was an actor with a lot of potential. Nowadays, he just hams it in. It shows in his choice of projects, it also shows in how dispassionate he is about his recent roles since Heirs. I mean you can fool the audience some of the time, but not all of the time. I’ll be the first to say that his former spark, his former passion is gone. I often wonder if all the fiasco in the aftermath of the drama Faith, which led to the suicide of the director of that drama negatively impacted him. I noticed that he’s not been the same since then. And my criticism of his acting stems from concern and a bit of frustration at his wasted potential, not hate.
@adal depends upon ur taste n view. Ur comment came out negative. I wont have wrgued if u have kept to acting. What was d need to drag his fangirls? Our money our choice whom we wanna support or not. He hasnt committed any crime that we have to criticise him. Lotbs gangnam blues all came after heirs where he was the scene stealer. But looks like u hacent seen them or u dont see.
And who is fooling audience? Drama has justvstarted airing and madr huge profit bcoz of him. Drama.will pick in few weeks and will become a hit. No need to fool anyone. U will eat ur words
I love the court lady grandma more than anyone else after Maximus the magnificent white horse. I have loved the veteran actress since I saw her in Successful Story of a Bright Girl as Yang Soon's granny. Also adore her to pieces in Shopping King Louis with her trademark "My precious Louis aaah" as adorable Louis's grandma. Classic. The x factor seems to have deserted Lee Min Ho, not as spirited or charismatic as his Heirs or LOTB entrance. I was enchanted by him in these 2 dramas but not in King. Still I will watch for the sake of LMH and the slaying wardrobe of the sexy Prime Minister.
The horse is my fav! Really, I'm being serious! A baby maximus is so cute!
Glad I found people who thought the same!
I found the first 2 episodes boring - with such a cast and $$ it just didn’t have the impact, at the same time it also didn’t have heart.
I still have faith though - Lee min Ho sometimes takes time. He was flat in legend of the sea early episodes that he was completely over shadowed by JJH, but he turned it around very nicely as the drama moved along that even I was surprised. I think he always can’t get the character fast or well early in the drama but as he continues in the role then he immerse well, he gets more natural or somehow the natural charm/ acting charisma comes on. And my soft spot for him turns hot. Lol but I Guess I can wait unless something majorly turned off during these 2 years in the army. But critically he really needs to level up. There’s so much about looking good and relying on your natural ability. Pls try harder and challenge yourself!
OMG, the OG of kdrama recapping and reviewing! I used to listen to their podcasts, that when I heard their voices, it's all nostalgic!!! I miss these two! :)
Aaaawwwwww they are back;). Just the other day I was wondering what happened to JB & GF since i don't see them on the site anymore when I occasionally go back. I'm not planning on watching it as I sadly left my k-drama binging days behind me but i will watch their reacts/recaps for old times sake.
I miss Javabeans and Girlfriday! Brings me back to when I was in high school.
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The site dramabean in general is mostly positive in their recaps for almost every show. They’re almost eternally positive haha
The snark was one of the best parts of OG Dramabeans, which ensured that it will be entertaining to read recaps of even the worst dramas. Now, I feel the replacement recappers are way in over the heads. JB and GF tend to shy away from the more incisive analysis of Mr. X, but now, I feel that their replacements just do not have any actual insight into the industry at all.
Wow someone remembers Mr X! And I agree, I miss the kdrama blogging golden age. Brings back so many memories
Who loves the snark? US!!!
And that's what I love about JB and GF, I really really hope they will recap once awhile, because...their snarkiness is the real spice of the drama. Wkwkwk
@Saph Mr. X was so deliciously ruthless, and I really learned a lot because he was a true industry insider. He predicted that the ratings would just crash to 5% by this point, although he guessed wrong when he thought home dramas would take over (I don't understand why outside of KBS2, they have gone extinct). Too bad he seemed to have just given up on Korean dramas entirely.
omg i remember Mr X but i can't remember the website he writes at. does anyone remember?? would love to reread old recaps
Not when JB and GF wrote their recaps. I used to follow their site but left when they were no longer around.
Yeah! Me too!! The tone of the site changed greatly when they left. Now everyone is too PC to give an honest, insightful review. It just wasn’t worth sticking around imho.
Additional head count here. DB was one of the first k-blogs i've followed because they're awesome. They provide u with detailed - i love the screen shots - and just enough news about dramaland which was rare during those times, plus streaming sites was also very limited so there were one of the best option back then. I always look forward for there their insights about an episode more than the actual drama sometimes so i was so saddened when they completely stopped recapping. Present DB now has become so commercialized and lost its touch.
I agree 100% with you. To be honest the place has gone to the dogs. It has become filhty with alot of personal emotions rather than any constructive opinions. Getting personal with random celebs trying to take their heads of clean is bizarre. I stopped coming there 2-3 years ago
They just deleted my account. I was not even involved in the discussion ay all. all do is review. A mod came in removed everything positive about The King on the thread and on top of the completely deleted account members of people who were enjoying the drama that came to discuss the storyline itself..
Deleting the membership accounts was slightly over the top. Who runs that website currently and is there somehow we can get them removed
The members there were waiting for a year to bash the drama writer and lmh. They delete positive comments. So whats the point of having an forum
@hana
They all want to sound edgy and then they say readers have became less
I really Like Dramabeans earlier Period, around period 2007-2011. The Snark is awsome.. Despite alot of times I disagree because of different taste.
@missjb That was their golden era. I started DB in 2012 and stopped visiting the site regularly around 2017. It just wasn’t the same after they ‘upgraded’ the site and put in a lot of unnecessary and useless things. I think a lot of old-timers left. The site appeals to a different slice of people now, I guess.
So good to see them!
Totally MISS the original Dramabeans site! With origianl Javabeans and GF.
I used to be such a regular but when it became more Beanies writing, I checked in only sporadically ... and now, not at all.
LOL I agree the alice in wonderland references are unnecessary, I’m getting tired of Lee Min Ho saying Off with you head nonsense.
KGE in love with inanimate objects haha This is the first drama in a long time where I don’t ship anyone with anyone haha
Maximus is the most Korean name ever jk haha I guess the drama is going full on Disney-ified, now all we need is a pumpkin and some mean stepsisters haha
You are acting like he wrote the dialogues? he will speak what he has been presented.
I love the horse
Not at all, I’m blaming the writer. I guess I should be more specific and say I’m tired of his character saying cringeworthy lines hahaha
Agree with Koala in this. This drama is lacking in many ways. The visual is there as we expect in all Kim Eun Sook Drama but i'm feeling that this will be a second Kim Go Eun and Lee MIn ho don't have a spark I felt like Lee Min Ho is staring anywhere when he looks at Kim Go Eun there's no emotions in his eyes. Kim Kyung Nam will be the scene stealer I think. He's been doing good since Prison Playbook. Anyway for me Mr. Sunshine is Kim Eun Sook's best
Hahahah I thought I am the only one thinking these.. A lot of the times I feel like LMH was just reading the script, delivering lines without channeling any sorts of emotions which fall flat and KGE just doing Ji Eun Tak lol.. But ya ep 1 and 2 are kind of bland but I am willing to watch a few more episodes before deciding if I should continue or not... One good thing so far is LMH is just so pleasing to the eyes haha
LMH is very easy on the eyes. Truth be told, Faith was the last drama he bothered emoting in. Why bother when he can robotically repeat lines and stare into space and all his fan girls will go ga-ga after him? He should be a model not an actor. Or else, only focus on CFs. I saw clips of BOF on YouTube yesterday, and there’s a marked difference in how he acted in that drama, City Hunter and Faith; and his latter dramas Heirs, LOBTS and this one. He’s very pretty, granted, but the audience can’t be fooled.
It is funny how u mock fan girls for their choice? what a sexist comment. we can enjoy anyone we like and we find him good actor. Criticize him which u do anyways but do'nt bring fangirls.
And he has earned these roles with his hardwork and track record. If so called good actors cant prove themselves it is on them. He will keep getting projects and u can stay pressed. LOTBS he won acclaim and overshadowed jjh. which is very popular opinion
@ady
Defensive much? Don’t focus on one part of the comment rather than the message I’m conveying. LMH’s acting has retrogressed in the past few years. Sexist? I don’t think so. I’m a woman, and was a fan girl of his for many years. Loved his earlier work. But the truth can’t be hidden, he was an actor with a lot of potential. Nowadays, he just hams it in. It shows in his choice of projects, it also shows in how dispassionate he is about his recent roles since Heirs. I mean you can fool the audience some of the time, but not all of the time. I’ll be the first to say that his former spark, his former passion is gone. I often wonder if all the fiasco in the aftermath of the drama Faith, which led to the suicide of the director of that drama negatively impacted him. I noticed that he’s not been the same since then. And my criticism of his acting stems from concern and a bit of frustration at his wasted potential, not hate.
@adal depends upon ur taste n view. Ur comment came out negative. I wont have wrgued if u have kept to acting. What was d need to drag his fangirls? Our money our choice whom we wanna support or not. He hasnt committed any crime that we have to criticise him. Lotbs gangnam blues all came after heirs where he was the scene stealer. But looks like u hacent seen them or u dont see.
And who is fooling audience? Drama has justvstarted airing and madr huge profit bcoz of him. Drama.will pick in few weeks and will become a hit. No need to fool anyone. U will eat ur words
I love the court lady grandma more than anyone else after Maximus the magnificent white horse. I have loved the veteran actress since I saw her in Successful Story of a Bright Girl as Yang Soon's granny. Also adore her to pieces in Shopping King Louis with her trademark "My precious Louis aaah" as adorable Louis's grandma. Classic. The x factor seems to have deserted Lee Min Ho, not as spirited or charismatic as his Heirs or LOTB entrance. I was enchanted by him in these 2 dramas but not in King. Still I will watch for the sake of LMH and the slaying wardrobe of the sexy Prime Minister.
The horse is my fav! Really, I'm being serious! A baby maximus is so cute!
Glad I found people who thought the same!
I found the first 2 episodes boring - with such a cast and $$ it just didn’t have the impact, at the same time it also didn’t have heart.
I still have faith though - Lee min Ho sometimes takes time. He was flat in legend of the sea early episodes that he was completely over shadowed by JJH, but he turned it around very nicely as the drama moved along that even I was surprised. I think he always can’t get the character fast or well early in the drama but as he continues in the role then he immerse well, he gets more natural or somehow the natural charm/ acting charisma comes on. And my soft spot for him turns hot. Lol but I Guess I can wait unless something majorly turned off during these 2 years in the army. But critically he really needs to level up. There’s so much about looking good and relying on your natural ability. Pls try harder and challenge yourself!
OMG, the OG of kdrama recapping and reviewing! I used to listen to their podcasts, that when I heard their voices, it's all nostalgic!!! I miss these two! :)
Aaaawwwwww they are back;). Just the other day I was wondering what happened to JB & GF since i don't see them on the site anymore when I occasionally go back. I'm not planning on watching it as I sadly left my k-drama binging days behind me but i will watch their reacts/recaps for old times sake.
I miss Javabeans and Girlfriday! Brings me back to when I was in high school.