Week five of tvN Mon-Tues drama Doom at Your Service has not been kind to the series, recording a continued drop in ratings (episode 10 got 2.473%) despite delivering the type of fan service that would usually be enough for viewers. Leads Park Bo Young and Seo In Guk kiss, hug, stare, spout pithy sayings to each other, and spend a lot of time together in the series and definitely in the recent two episodes. There’s also beautiful backdrop scenery and gorgeous clothes. But yet viewers continue to jump ship and the negative grumbling continues. I popped into C-netizen forums lately and the feedback is just short and sweet: “This drama is like water, just flows with nothing at the center”, “The screenwriter wrote this script with her toes”, “The main story line and the secondary story line have zero connectivity”, “This drama is like a donkey pulling a mill, he walked a lot but went nowhere”, “Is this drama headed towards destruction, was that the point?” “For ratings to fall in every episode, that’s pretty darn impressive, right?” What are some other pithy zingers that would suit our collective disappointment at this drama?